Tuesday, 4 December 2007

Ssshh..........exciting news!

I can't say too much at the moment, but something very exciting is underway. As soon as I can, I will post details, at the moment it is very hush hush.

PS The Billy snacks are not exactly arriving by the bucketload!!!!

Monday, 26 November 2007

Sorry Buster but I have another cyber mate........and he's a dog!

I'd like to introduce you to my new cyber mate, Lord Spudlington, or Spud to his mates. He is only two so I am going to set a good example to him. At this point, if I had emotes available I would insert the rofl one (Rolls On Floor Laughing). I don't think I have set a good example to anyone yet. I'm not a good example setting type of dog. As you can see from the picture below he has longer legs than me which can only be an advantage if we ever go on expeditions together. As I see it he can go for the table high stuff and I'll do the groundwork. As you have probably gathered, by expeditions I mean any occasion where food is involved, ie weddings and parties etc.

I would like to point out that he hasn't had an erotic experience lately (see an earlier post) so is not as streamlined as me. However, he is a very outdoorsy dog, and does need to keep warm.

You may be thinking that as an outdoorsy dog he is not as pampered as myself. Ha, ha, take a look at the pic below he is just as daft enjoys his comfort just as much as I do. Which is understandable with the big peeps we have to look out for. I think Spud and I should get together over a steak dinner one day and compare notes. Owning a person is not as easy at it looks you know!!!!

Spud has his own website with loads of photographs of him that his Dad took, you can visit it at http://www.spudlington.co.uk/

His Dad has a website too at http://www.bbdl.co.uk/ which is well worth a visit because Spud's dad is a photographer and has lots of cool photo's on there.

So, Spud is nearly as famous as me!!

(For those of you who have read my blog for a while and know of my other cyber mate Buster Auntie Kazza's visiting cat, do not worry. I have room for more than one friend in my life (even though he is a cat)! )

Jeepers, Creepers .......

......where d'ya get those peepers.

My eyes are deep pools of mystery and, as such, come in very handy. This is because they are hypnotic and I have found that if I gaze adoringly at Mum for long enough I usually get what I want. This, as you can imagine, comes in very useful. Especially when it involves food!!!!
After a few minutes of my best meercat style of sitting, whilst looking extremely handsome I have to say, even the most hard hearted person has been known to crumble.

I have included a close-up pic so as you get the full force of my stare.

So, any of you out there who would like to send parcels of Billy snacks, please leave a comment and I'll be in touch.

Thanking you in anticipation.

The Billster.

Saturday, 17 November 2007

In Memory of my Little Mummy

Princess Tessica Jayne aka TJ 1990-2007

Hello everyone, this is a very hard post for me to write. We have another reason for remembering Remembrance Day because very sadly my Little Mummy passed away.

Little Mummy was 17 yrs old and we knew she was getting very frail but it was still a very big shock and there is a big hole in my life now, and in Big Mummy's.

Little Mummy was a princess and she will be very sadly missed. I was very lost for the first few days but I have had lots of cuddles from Big Mummy and she has had lots of cuddles from me, we have helped each other. Little Mummy was in this house when I came to live here and so it is very difficult because she had always been around. George is missing her too and although he always used to try and sneak in her bed (even though it is far too small for him) he won't go in it now.

TJ was a very independent dog and would only do something if she wanted to. My Mum taught her to sit but that was about it. She loved climbing and when she was younger would climb up behind my Mum on stepladders. She also had a go at the apple tree one day. TJ was a little dog with a very big personality, and I take after her. She will always be in our hearts and thoughts. We will miss her very, very much.

We are all very sad and upset and it has taken my Mum and I a while to write this post. Our family is having more than it's share of bad times at the moment.

Sunday, 11 November 2007

Remembrance Sunday

Photograph kindly provided by Originals by R. Gough http://www.bbdl.co.uk/

Please listen to these and remember all those who have died in wars.

Lest we forget.

Saturday, 10 November 2007

An Erotic Experience

This is an x-rated post, and as such should only be read by those of you who are over errrrrmm 10!!

I had a clip today. Have you ever had a clip? Because as experiences go that rates very highly.

Well it does in my book! You may have other ideas of what constitutes an erotic experience -please don't leave comments - I am young and impressionable. Plus I'm a dog and I can't read so it would be a waste of your time.

Anyway, I digress, my hair was getting a bit wild and woolly and when it get likes that I look as though I have gained a few pounds, which is not good. Mum noticed my discomfort, she's good like that (I am) and got the the clippers out. At this point I got very excited and started jumping about and looking extremely happy.

Mum put the No. 2 attachment on and we were good to go. You would not believe how good I am when I'm being clipped. The sensation of the clippers going along my back is very soothing, I just stand there and enjoy the experience. When Mum has finished I nudge her to ask her to go over me again, even if it's not cutting any hair off !

Unfortunately my hair doesn't grow that fast and so I am thinking of investing in a bottle of hair tonic. I figure that if I bath in it every day (yes I know a bath everyday will be a struggle!) I will need a clip every week wooooooo hooooooooo!!!!!

After my clip I am back to my usual self. Just sad the clip is over but glad to be looking like a racing snake again, ie slim in the hips and slinky!!!!!!!

Me relaxing in my muscle vest.

Power to dogs!!!

Wednesday, 7 November 2007

The Billster is Back .........

............cue fanfare of trumpets and other triumphant celebrations!!

However, all is not as it was in my household, certain personal events have kept my Mum away from the keyboard and her knitting. Whilst she is now back typing for me her knitting needles remain idle.

Therefore my blog may have a different look for a while until she gets back into the swing of things.

Although I was always very important in my Mum's life I am now even more so and she has another name for me.

I am her main man!!!

I know this because when she gives me a cuddle, which, I have to say is quite often (well who could resist quite frankly), she says 'Billster you're my main man!' Sometimes she says Badgkin, but we'll gloss over that embarrassment!!
On the subject of resisting me, there is still a distinct lack of interest from blond, lady Afghans. I cannot fathom this at all as I am, as you know, extremely handsome and debonair (in a sort of rakish, devil-may-care sort of way). I model myself on Captain Jack Sparrow but as yet do not seem to have had his success with the ladies. Their loss is all I have to say!!

Little Mummy and George send their love. Little Mummy is getting very doddery now and is mostly blind and deaf. She sleeps for even loooooooonger but can still sort me out should I get too cheeky with her, she is still as beautiful as ever. George is my best mate and assistant in security, his bark does come in useful. Why have a dog and bark yourself, that's my opinion!!!!!

The tiddlypeeps are also well and my girl goes to big school next year. They are both practising for the X Factor competition at school but to be honest I can sing better than both of them! I don't hold out much hope of the prize money coming their way, but it's the taking part that counts. Which is all well and good if only they would practise somewhere else................like down the far end of the beach!!!!!!!